To all the assholes in this world:

Dear You; YOU are not beautiful or extremely sexy,its just my brain,who's got it wrong,so please stop smiling as if you were,because its not working.

Putting your hands in your pockets isnt sexy either.

Writting me texts when Im half asleep doesnt count,WAKE ME UP WITH THEM.

Dont use the world "nice",AMAZING,GORGEOUS,EXTRAORDINARY,are better synonyms.

Come up from behind and grab my waist. Do never combine a black shirt,with black trousers. Whisper me in the ear with your sexy accent. Dont live so far away,because dear asshole,I kind of miss you.(kind of)